Who the hell is 'Mystery Man'? Hell if I know! I do know that this 'Mystery Man' filled out a 10 questions form, and neglected to send images. Using context clues, the Busstop investigational bureau came up with these police-style renderings. We believe at least one of them to be accurate. What is your full name?
Mystery Man
Where are you from originally?
Mysteria, Alabama
Where is the last place you rode your skateboard?
I rode a Mystery to Food Lion to get some Oreo pudding.
My first board was a Mystery and I'd ride it on my knees down the street to see how fast I could go.
Who do you skate with most, of all the people you know?
Some very mysterious people.
Name one thing that could make skateboarding better in your area.
If people were more mysterious and not cool-guys.
Who do you look up to the most, and why-skating, or otherwise?
Whoever can figure out who The Mystery Man really is... because.
Do you think you will still be skating 20 years from now?
The future is nothing but a mystery.
What is the most common place you go to eat before/during/after a day of skating?
All I eat is sushi, Starbucks, and Oreo pudding.
What is the last trick you learned, and how many tries did it take to learn it?
Mystery flip. First try.
What are you going to do, now that you are done with this questionnaire?
Be mysterious.
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